Archive For The “Sports” Category

Whoop that Clip. (Git ‘em)

By | April 26, 2013

One of the commentators on last night’s TNT broadcast of the Grizzlies-Clippers game complained about fans chanting “BEAT L.A.” Something about how this isn’t Lakers vs. Celtics. (uh, thank goodness for that…) Well no. It’s not the most creative. But is “DEE-FENSE!” creative? No. It’s just best to keep things simple when it comes to [...]

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Memphis in March

By | March 22, 2013

At approximately 4 p.m. Central yesterday, a massive atmospheric shift was recorded in the city of Memphis. It was the result of thousands of UofM basketball fans simultaneously sighing with relief — relief not only that our Tigers had managed to escape a comeback by their first-round opponent, but that coach Josh Pastner had finally [...]

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The cake wreck that jinxed LSU from 400 miles away

By | January 10, 2012

LSU fans, I’m sorry. If you were wondering why the Tigers were humiliated in the BCS National Championship Game, it wasn’t Nick Saban’s superior coaching mind. It wasn’t Jordan Jefferson’s questionable decision making or Les Miles’ stubborn refusal to put Jarrett Lee in the game. It was me. I accidentally put a hex on LSU. [...]

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My slow-smoked Memphis-style list of most disliked NBA players

By | December 22, 2011

Purveyor of pointless linkbait rankings Forbes has released a ranking of the ten most disliked players in the NBA. Bafflingly, Kardashian throwaway Kris Humphries edged out LeBron James for the top spot, proving either that the Kardashian name wields much cultural power, or that Forbes’ lists aren’t worth the bandwidth required to load them. I [...]

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People (including me) reading Tony Allen’s tweets

By | November 30, 2011

So yesterday Kerry asked if she could swing by my office for a project she was working on. “It involves Tony Allen’s Twitter account,” she said. How could I say no? TA’s tweets are my religion. I’m at about the 1:06 mark. Man, reading aloud is tough.

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