Archive For The “random” Category

We need to talk about your alcoholic home decor.

By | April 2, 2013

Yesterday I went to several stores looking for a hairbrush caddy. Or something I could use as a hairbrush caddy. Some kind of hanging wall storage for my brushes, to keep me from leaving them in the sink and getting hair everywhere. Such a thing apparently doesn’t exist, at least not in the form I [...]

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Stop, you’re making me blush.

By | February 27, 2012

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Went in dumb, come out dumb too

By | February 25, 2012

This song gets in my head sometimes, usually after I read about regressive political tomfoolery or witness some general Southern ignunce. It tickles me that the guy who wrote these caustic satires is probably best known for a happy-go-lucky song about an animated cowboy doll.

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I just had a great idea for a TV show:

By | January 17, 2012

I think it would be funnier than Whitney. TV pitch: Unable to find jobs in her field, laid-off journalist becomes a trucker. Hilarity ensues. (Not there yet but it’d be a funny show) — Jen Simmons (@jensized) January 18, 2012

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An uncharacteristically gloaty, vain post.

By | July 28, 2011

So there is one more day to vote in The Memphis Flyer’s “Best of Memphis” poll. Again, I am up for Best Twitter and I would love your vote. They have a rad party when the issue comes out with free booze and food from the winning restaurants. I finagled a ticket last year, and [...]

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