Author Archives: Jen

What’s the difference between a bride and a crazy person?

By | April 6, 2012

Friday night. Wedding’s in eight days. I’m sitting cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by craft supplies, fighting Buddy for a piece of twine. TLC’s every-Friday “BrideDay” marathon is on. “Jack her up! Jack her up!” I chant at the TV as the bride-to-be examines herself in the three-way mirror. Fashion director Monty clips a veil into [...]

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Infographic fun

By | March 21, 2012

I set aside my disdain for giant uninformative infographics to try out Visual.ly’s “Twitterize Yourself” app. I only dispute my interestingness. Make your own infographic here.

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Via Chicago: Megabus bachelorette weekend, part one

By | March 20, 2012

People told me Chicago would make me hate Memphis. I wouldn’t go that far, but let’s just say I never felt homesick. Five of my girlfriends and I rode down on the Megabus late Thursday night and arrived at about 10:30 Friday morning. My cousin flew up from NOLA. We headed immediately to Giordano’s Pizza [...]

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McDonald’s introduces the Sad Meal

By | March 7, 2012

Like a any good American consumer, I sometimes succumb to ferocious McDonald’s cravings. To allay my guilt for eating something so unapologetically unhealthy I always get a Happy Meal. The toy is my reward for eating 550 calories worth of trash instead of 1,000. (I usually give it to the cats.) Usually I start munching [...]

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Wedding countdown: when vanity sets in

By | March 4, 2012

“My wedding is a month away and I don’t want to look like a ghoul.” “How long has it been since you used a tanning bed?” “Ummmm… summer 2010? And I only went like twice.” “Woof.* Well, we better get you started.” This is my life for the next six weeks. Gym, tan, diet (If [...]

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Thank you for ruining social media.

By | February 29, 2012

I am over “social media.” There, I said it. I love chatting and sharing links on Twitter and pinning home hacks on Pinterest. I love showing the MicroMemphis class how to enhance their reporting with Tumblr and Foursquare. Even though I’m not there anymore I loved my job at The Commercial Appeal, where I got to [...]

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Beale Street Music Festival 2012 lineup by day

By | February 28, 2012

Per the official announcement on Facebook. No surprises but a decent lineup! Friday Evanescence, Megadeth, Three 6 Mafia, Volbeat, My Morning Jacket, Florence + the Machine, Needtobreathe, North Mississippi Allstars, Girl Talk, Lupe Fiasco, Sponge Cola, Breathe Carolina, T-Model Ford, Bill Abel, Johnny Winter, Bernard Allison, Will Tucker Band, Jimbo Mathus Saturday Pitbull, Yo Gotti, [...]

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Stop, you’re making me blush.

By | February 27, 2012

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More acts added to (unofficial) Beale Street Music Festival lineup:

By | February 25, 2012

The Beale Street Music Festival has some new “Likes” on its Facebook page. I’m not familiar with the others, but I’d check out Cold War Kids. Cold War Kids Breathe Carolina Black Stone Cherry Zoogma Volbeat The Alexis P. Suter Band These have been added to the original post. The official announcement is Tuesday at 10 [...]

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Went in dumb, come out dumb too

By | February 25, 2012

This song gets in my head sometimes, usually after I read about regressive political tomfoolery or witness some general Southern ignunce. It tickles me that the guy who wrote these caustic satires is probably best known for a happy-go-lucky song about an animated cowboy doll.

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