So, I just slayed an albatross.
I just cheated my way to “Inbox Zero” by deleting some 800 unread e-mails and opting out of 21 —yes, 21 — newsletters, most of which I never intentionally subscribed to. When you’ve had the same e-mail address for six years (and Gmail’s bottomless storage), they build up. I guess I’m partly to blame for the backlog, because I’ve been simply deleting rather than clicking “unsubscribe” for a while. But I think automatically adding a user to a list without the option to decline is a crummy business move.
Don’t get me wrong, I totally see the value of e-mail marketing, but I don’t understand what part of making a single online purchase implies my consent to spam me for life. Holiday Inn, when I need a reservation, trust me, I’ll come to you. Snowden Grove Amphitheatre, I only came that one time because The White Stripes were playing. Sorry if you thought it meant we had a thing. And Best Buy, I really don’t understand why you keep sending me an e-mail when you put your Flip camcorders on sale, because obviously I found my way onto your list when I bought a Flip camcorder.
Now let’s see how long this inbox liberation lasts.
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