Tackling the inbox beast.

August 11th, 2010 § 0

So, I just slayed an albatross.

I just cheated my way to “Inbox Zero” by deleting some 800 unread e-mails and opting out of 21 —yes, 21 — newsletters, most of which I never intentionally subscribed to. When you’ve had the same e-mail address for six years (and Gmail’s bottomless storage), they build up. I guess I’m partly to blame for the backlog, because I’ve been simply deleting rather than clicking “unsubscribe” for a while. But I think automatically adding a user to a list without the option to decline is a crummy business move.

Don’t get me wrong, I totally see the value of e-mail marketing, but I don’t understand what part of making a single online purchase implies my consent to spam me for life. Holiday Inn, when I need a reservation, trust me, I’ll come to you. Snowden Grove Amphitheatre, I only came that one time because The White Stripes were playing. Sorry if you thought it meant we had a thing. And Best Buy, I really don’t understand why you keep sending me an e-mail when you put your Flip camcorders on sale, because obviously I found my way onto your list when I bought a Flip camcorder.

Now let’s see how long this inbox liberation lasts.

Graffiti GIFs by INSA (if you’re looking for some Animated GIF Week action)

ANIMATED GIF WEEK #3

August 10th, 2010 § 0

These are for Brian.

ANIMATED GIF WEEK: His and Hers Mad Men GIFs

August 9th, 2010 § 0


I’m not sure how long I can keep this up.

Because these things never get old.

August 9th, 2010 § 0

I hereby declare this week Animated GIF week. Starting… now.

DVR, On Demand and watching it whenever…

August 7th, 2010 § 1

A couple of weeks ago I posted about Mad Men — how I had waited until right before the start of its fourth season to see what the hype was about. I caught up shortly after the season premiere aired, yet I waited and watched the first and second episodes back-to-back on AMC On Demand. I’m not sure what my plans are for tomorrow evening, but I doubt they’ll involve waiting in front of the television for Joan Holloway Harris’ face to appear on the screen (judging by the preview, tomorrow’s episode promises a shocking Joan storyline).

Treme has been the only show that I can think of, over the past few years, that has dictated my plans. I’m sure that’s partly because I’m so emotionally invested in the topic and theme, but also because I started watching it from the series premiere. Not the first episode on the Season One DVD. I think of the great shows I discuss with friends — Arrested Development, The Wire, Six Feet Under — all shows I watched more on DVD or On Demand than I did when they first aired. I make a point to watch every episode of 30 Rock, but rarely on Thursday nights.

This makes me wonder whether ratings even mean anything anymore. These days the programs with the largest audiences are sporting events and reality shows. American Idol is the top-rated show in the U.S. for the sixth straight year. These types of shows are the only ones I can think of where you actually benefit from watching as it happens because there is a “spoiler factor” involved. As in, everybody is talking about the Super Bowl on Monday morning. So its advantageous not to wait and watch it on TiVo or DVR later.

So why, then, do shows still get canceled after one or two seasons? Take The Wire for example, which is considered one of the greatest dramas of our time (or ever, by hyperbolists) by both critics and viewers. When it was on the air, it struggled to pull in viewers. Season 4 (“the one with the kids,” my favorite) almost didn’t happen. But it’s the Dark Side of the Moon of DVD box sets. The fact that The Wire was on HBO, a premium channel not sustained by advertisers, definitely was a factor in its survival. But there are programs with lower production costs and passionate followings that get cut off just as things are getting good (see Whedon, Joss) that make a compelling argument for continuing On Demand or on DVD after they’re pulled from air.

“The Suburbs.”

August 2nd, 2010 § 0

I think it’s already leaked out into the interworld, but Arcade Fire’s new album “The Suburbs” is streaming on NPR’s website. It’s their first album since 2007′s “Neon Bible” and in true AF fashion it’s different from everything that’s preceded it yet distinctly Arcade Fire. I wonder if that’s because they spend so much time between releases (exactly three years) or something they strive to do. They’re playing at the Ryman next month, but unfortunately it sold out before we could get our act together and buy tickets. At least we got to see them at Sasquatch.

After one listen I’m ready to add this to the roster of great 2010 offerings, which already includes the following:

  • Broken Social Scene (Forgiveness Rock Record)
  • The New Pornographers (Together)
  • Best Coast (Crazy for You)
  • The National (High Violet)
  • Beach House (Teen Dream)
  • Big Boi (Sir Lucious Left Foot, betcha didn’t expect that one)
  • Jonsi (Go)
  • Yeasayer (ODD BLOOD)
  • MGMT (Congratulations)

Plus Les Savy Fav has one coming out in September, which I’m looking forward to.

For your consideration.

July 28th, 2010 § 0

You have until 11:59 p.m. Friday to vote in the Memphis Flyer’s annual “Best of Memphis” poll. Yours truly is up for “Best Twitter.” It’s nice to feel like I’m good at something, even if it’s just crafting 140-character internet missives.

Me and the television.

July 27th, 2010 § 0

I try not to watch the shows people ask you if you watch when they’re trying to make small talk. Shows where you call or text your vote to prolong some marginally talented person’s 15 minutes of fame, or where some fading star or faux celebrity attempts to dance her way to relevance. Shows whose characters force you to choose sides. Shows that aren’t on HBO or don’t involve Anthony Bourdain. Shows whose cult followings have silly names. Etc. I managed over six years never to watch an entire episode of Lost. I was happily ignorant of all the speculation about the finale and I did not give a damn about those people on that island.

Yet for the second time this year I have let my guard down and fallen victim to a popular television program.

This time, it only took about two years of recommendations, a vigorous hype campaign from AMC and a Jon Hamm crush cultivated by 30 Rock and his turn hosting SNL.

Since Friday, July 16, I have watched approximately 1,739 minutes of Mad Men. Each episode clocks in at about 47 minutes so I’ll let you math whizzes figure out how many episodes I have left to watch before I’m completely caught up. You win this round, culture.

Happening again…

July 19th, 2010 § 0

I’ve been writing again. Scratching little notes in my Moleskine — vignettes, character sketches, whatever. Hopefully soon I’ll have enough pieces of lumber and bits of stolen copper to build something. Because unfortunately I’m not one of those people who can sit down and say “OK, I’m going to write about a story about a guy, this is what he’s like, he does this, and then this happens.” I wish I was, or maybe I don’t, because I’m not sure which way’s easier.

Yesterday I was listening to the newest Beach House record (sidenote, it’s amazing) while driving home from visiting my mom and sister in Huntsville. I thought I was being careful, but I got pulled over outside of Muscle Shoals for going 75 in a 65 (I know). I said I thought it was OK to go ten over on the interstate but Hwy 72, the nice fellow from the Alabama Highway Patrol told me, is “not the interstate.”  He asked me if I was on vacation. I wished I’d lied and said I was.

I was waiting with my head on the steering wheel, thinking “Shit, shit, shit, shit shit” while waiting for him to write me up and “Silver Soul” was playing. “It is happening again” over and over like a damn soundtrack. I felt like I was in a Michael Cera movie.

I took notes. Not because it was a perfect dramatic moment but because it was so cliché and cornball I had to laugh. Screw it.

Beach House “Silver Soul” from Sub Pop Records on Vimeo.

Bourdain on Pekar’s Cleveland.

July 13th, 2010 § 0

Anthony Bourdain joins the ranks of those paying tribute to the brilliant, acerbic Harvey Pekar, who died yesterday. If you’ve seen the episode of No Reservations filmed in Cleveland, wherein Bourdain outs himself as an unabashed Pekar fan, it’s no surprise that his is one of the most touching and honest paeans to the man and his work.

“What went wrong here?” is an unpopular question with the type of city fathers and civic boosters for whom convention centers and pedestrian malls are the answers to all society’s ills but Harvey captured and chronicled every day what was–and will always be–beautiful about Cleveland: the still majestic gorgeousness of what once was–the uniquely quirky charm of what remains, the delightfully offbeat attitude of those who struggle to go on in a city they love and would never dream of leaving.

(I know another city kinda like that, too.)

When you’ve finished reading that, go here. Be sure to click every link.