I’m not one of those people who’s obsessed with blog traffic, but I do check Google Webmaster Tools and Analytics on occasion. Both list top search referral queries, which are typically pretty relevant. But sometimes I get visitors who arrive on this blog seeking information so far afield from anything I’d post here. So I’ve decided to begin compiling them here, for kicks. Some would make neat illustrations, particularly “woe is me i’m a zombie.”
Without further ado:
- sex and love are two things i’m going to have to sort out soon. in my head. in my body. i don’t even know where their origins are. attraction is an algorithm, i unfortunately know that much. a sequence. protocol. i don’t know.
- you got designer shades,just to hide your face and you wear them around like, you’re cooler than me.and you never say hey,or remember my name.its probably cuz, you think you’re cooler than me.
- hey jen: how are you guys? hope all is well! no, we won’t be going. in lieu of going i always donate to the school. i’ve seen some photos and it looks like you all have a great time. i’ll try to go at least once before we transition katie into kindergarden. take care!
- i am going to get a huge box and take everything and throw it in storage. then i am going to listen to angry girl music and songs that tell me how much better i am compared to you. because i am. i’m going to pick up the pieces and leave you behind, because i’m going places without you now. i’m not so easily beaten, you better fucking think again.
- jenny so many times i tried to get away, you follow me all over town, i explain it, theres no way else to say it, i just dont want, no, i just dont want you around
- when she told me to make my bed id just put my tailgate up
- were you ever tempted to put one of those electric toothbrushes up your @$ just to see what it feels like.? yeah, me neither!
- you know, you\’re probably reading one of my searches for the twentieth time. (Probably one of the people who keeps Googling about Andrew VanWyngarden and landing here)
- atttention! you are gay!
- woe is me i’m a zombie
- emo girl zucchini
- i feel like a fatass (Me too, friend)
