Today I happened upon the most obnoxious paragraph I think I’ve ever read. Someone posted a link to this article on Twitter about the uproar in Brooklyn over people bringing their babies in to bars.

Here it is:

This ban on buggies in a neighborhood where “kids rule” caused an “uproar,” said Erica Reitman, the 36-year-old married — but not a “breeder,” she insists — marketing director who is behind the blog F****ed in Park Slope. “There wasn’t a march on the street, but there could have been. [Union Hall] relented under pressure and got rid of the policy.”

Is this real? What kind of yankee skulduggery is this? I hope this woman read this article aloud so she could hear how much she sounds like a vapid asshole. The country’s in two wars and a “GREAT RECESSION” and these yuppies are threatening to march over the right to bring  babies into bars? Talk about first-world problems.

Down south we argue whether firearms should be allowed in bars. How’s that for some parity?